• The Dysfunctional Family Gift Card

The Dysfunctional Family Gift Card

Give them the 'Gift of Dysfunction'


Can't decide what to get them? Give ‘em that tattoo they’ll have forever, or a low budget tropical vacation in Northeast Minneapolis, or let them have to fight a zombie to survive or maybe get attacked by one...or just let them experience the Danger at a country club on crack.  So yes, give them the worst gift ever...and maybe they’ll thank you for a gift that’s a little less dull.

The Dysfunctional Family Gift Card can be used at any of the Dysfunctional family locations: Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge, Saint Sabrina's Parlor in Purgatory, Donny Dirk's Zombie Den, Undead Frank's Zombie Bites, or Betty Dangers Country Club.

Delivered in a fancy little envelope, so they know you care, and available in denominations up to $100. Our gift cards can only be redeemed at our physical locations in Minneapolis (and while you're there, why not get a drink?). Fancy card holders not included.

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